A post of self-torture

I think I'm tired of all these new games. My psychology kills me actually, tearing my mind and soul apart. I have a kink of getting everything I can. I'd like to get all the trading cards and badges for all the games I have on Steam, I'd like to buy all the games I like despite of already having a huge backlog and plain physical inability to play all my hundreds of games at once. I can't eat and digest them all (figuratively), but I still want to. Argh, my extravagancy ails me bad...